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Leaving Denver

30 October 2026

 

We all recognize that pitiful feeling.
Far from home and kinfolk, 
down on your luck,
uncertain of tomorrow,
much less the rest 
of your future.
What to do?








But it helps to have one good friend
who lends an ear to share your misery
and will always support you
as much as they can.
Maybe it's time to move on.






Leaving
DENVER


Ask mother why she don't
 
write to me __________


This postcard was addressed to
Miss Bessie Welsh of Breckenridge, Missouri.
It has a postmark from Denver, Colorado
on May 21, 1910 at 7:30 PM. 



                Kelley
             Melda ^ gave me 

Dear sister I got your 

letter and am all right
 
I am brock now but
 
am going to work

from your brother

                Loren Welsh






This postcard is no longer in my collection
as several years ago I gave it
to a former Sepia Saturday blogger
Tattered and Lost Photographs,
whose devotion to the eclectic and wonderful genre
of vernacular photography inspired me to look closer
at old snapshots, postcards, and photo ephemera.
I am indebted to Linda for introducing me
to the fine art of deconstructing a photo
into separate components, the better to see
into the subjects' faces and a photographers eye.
Since her blog is now retired I don't think she'll mind
that I post this fellow for our Sepia Halloween 
so that he can plead, "Trick or treat?"
and makes us smile for a second.
I expect everyone has known
 a brother/cousin/friend like Loren.
They deserve a treat, too.    






This is my contribution to Sepia Saturday
where any trick is worth a treat.



 

Austrian Horse Power

06 June 2026

 
It's a dramatic moment that could easily be mistaken for a storyboard scene from an action movie. A squad of cavalrymen, actually hussars, chase after a huge airship soaring in the sky. The lead officer leader exclaims, "So leicht ist Zeppelin nicht zu fassen." ~ "A Zeppelin isn't that easy to catch." The horses look like they still want to try.

The artist of this postcard is Fritz Schönpflug (1873–1951), an Austrian postcard illustrator whose clever work I have enjoyed collecting for many years. I was originally attracted to his colorful and amusing caricatures of the people living in his native city of Wien (Vienna) during the final years of the Hapsburg Empire. But I soon discovered his postcards covered a much wider range of subjects than just quirky people. 

This spirited drawing was created in 1909 as indicated by the number 909 under Schönpflug's signature. It bears a striking similarity to another postcard by a different artist that I featured earlier this year in The Art of War – Aerial Assaults, part 1. 


In this thrilling painting by Anton Hoffmann (1863–1938), a painter and commercial artist from München, a half dozen horsemen of the 2nd Silesian Hussars Regiment, a distinguished cavalry unit of the Prussian Army, gallop after a Zeppelin that flies in the distance. My research found that this postcard was produced in 1913 as a benefit for a foundation sponsored by Germany's Crown Prince and Crown Princess. So it would seem that Schönpflug's 1909 sketch, which I believe depicts the same gallant Silesian regiment, inspired Hoffman's 1913 painting. 

Both pictures capture a thrilling moment when the time-honored military force of a cavalry encounters the new modern age of war machines. But what makes both pictures exciting is the way each artist portrays the movement of horses. Schönpflug was particularly skilled at drawing horses, which I've featured before, such as his carriage horses in Getting Around Old Wien part 3, and race horses in Horse Racing in Old Wien. Today I present some of Fritz Schönpflug's caricatures of horses and soldiers.




In this picture a group of German field artillerymen race up a hillside on horseback. Schönpflug expected his patrons to recognize that the soldiers were German by their leather Pickelhaube helmets, and that they were artillery because their hats were capped with a round knob instead of a sharp spike. The lead officer on a white horse shouts to one gunner, "Mensch, halt' dich Feste!" ~ "Man, hold on tight!" The horses appear to levitate with all four hooves above the ground. The officer's horse gives the impression it is thrilled to be given free rein to gallop at full speed. 

This card was never posted but Schönpflug's signature includes 909 for 1909. 




 In this picture a cavalry officer on horseback writes a message as cannons fire just beyond him. The officer is an Austrian dragoon signified by his light-blue tunic and tall crested helmet. His horse, not surprisingly, is alarmed at their position. The caption reads, "Aufklärungsdienst." ~ "Intelligence service." The subtle joke, of course, is that the officer's smartness is questionable when his horse knows they should not be so close to the field guns. 

This card was posted from Wien on 17 March 1912.




Schönpflug's human characters are sketched in a cartoon style with expressions that make us laugh at their foibles or foolishness. But his horses are not just stage props or animal figures in the background. He drew horses  carefully to show their natural strength and beauty. Yet a closer look reveals how Schönpflug gives each horse a personality that is reacting to the silly moment that he is illustrating.      




In this era many more horses were used as common draft animals than as gallant cavalry steads. And soldiers needed training to learn to drive wagons pulled by teams of horses. In this picture we see a soldier trying ineptly to control his runaway wagon. The pair of horses look to be having some fun exerting their full power. The caption reads:  "Der Herrenfahrer." ~ "The Gentleman Driver."

This card was never posted but Schönpflug's signature has 908 for 1908.




In this painting we see another collision between old military conventions and  the modern machine. An officer's horse is suddenly startled by the sight and sound of an automobile bringing army couriers with a message. The caption reads: "Feindliche Pferdekräfte." ~ "Hostile Horsepower." The joke is that sometimes the worst threat can come from someone on your own side. The horse appears genuinely insulted by this mechanical menace. 

This card was also never posted but has 909 next to Schönpflug's signature. All of his postcards were published in a series of six or eight different cards each  connected by a theme like these pictures of army maneuvers. Schönpflug was especially careful to get military uniforms correct because I think he sold a lot of postcards to soldiers. The brilliant colors of his pictures was another reason I was attracted to his artwork. Until I saw his postcards I never appreciated the difference between Prussian blue and Austria blue, since that is a distinction hidden in black and white photographs. 





My last postcard shows a wild cavalry charge by Austrian, or possibly Hungarian, cavalrymen. But they attack a field of geese and pigs! The caption reads: "Durch dick und dünn!" ~ "Through thick and thin!" The horses look a bit unsettled to be partaking in this unfair assault on defenseless livestock. 

The card has a postmark of 23 January 1911 from some place in Austria. The sender has used every available space on the front and back for their message. I wonder if putting the stamp of Kaiser Franz Joseph upside down coveys some secret message or political statement. 



I greatly admire how talented artists like Schönpflug were able to depict moments that in his time were impossible for photography to show. His artist eye caught all manner of funny human conceits but I think he depicts horses with a higher level of respect, showing us their natural nobility and steadfast virtues. You can see it in their eyes.  






There are many more postcards
of Fritz Schönpflug's horses in my collection
which I expect will be introduced
whenever I get stuck for an idea to write about. 


For the full list of my stories 
on Schönpflug's art
click this <link>.




This is my contribution to Sepia Saturday
where the best road trips
are never the adventure we expect.


 

Getting Around Old Wien part 4

24 January 2026

 
Lesson No. 38
(1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch * )

                            When confronted with a steep incline
                            and no horse can be put before the auto,
                            brute manpower may be the only solution. 


Postmarked from Wien, Austria 27 June 1904.



This comic postcard was created by Fritz Schönpflug (1873 – 1951), a Viennese artist who produced hundreds of amusing caricatures of life in the era of the Austrian-Hungarian Empire. I've featured his work many times on this blog and this post returns to his series on automobiles. The previous one was in May 2022, Getting Around Old Wien part 3.    



* * *



Scientific America,
cover 13 January 1906
Source: Internet Archive


 
Lesson No. 171
(1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch)

                    To properly distinguish which end
                    of the Radmutternschlüssel to use
                    on the Stoßdämpferbaugruppe of your Kraftfahrzeuge,
                    please consult the manual or an expert mechanic find.



Hand dated 10 December 1904.



* * *


Automobile diagram from
"Audels answers on automobiles,
for owners, operators, repairmen" — 1912
Source: Internet Archive





 
Lesson No. 212
(1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch)

                            When off the beaten track or in unfamiliar country villages
                            it is important to master the three-point turn
                            or risk driving persons or animals around the bend. 


Postmarked from Groß Flottbek, Germany in Hamburg 21 June 1904.




* * *



Sixty Miles an Hour by Frederic W. Hager,
sheet music cover 1910
Source: International Music Score Library Project (IMSLP)



Popular Mechanics,
cover April 1910
Source: Internet Archive





Lesson No. 14
(1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch)

                            During the first time operating an auto one must remember
                            both hands remain on the Lenkrad at all times, 
                            the Gaspedal not to press excessive, while the other foot ready always
                            to activate the Kupplung or Bremsen for vehicle safely to halt. 
                            The driver must stay alert and avoid distracting Geschnatter with passengers.



Postmarked from Wien, Austria 26 May 1930.





* * *


Saturday Evening Post,
cover 15 June 1912
Source: Internet Archive



The Pierce-Arrow Motor Car Co.,
advertisement 1909
Source: Internet Archive





Lesson No. 1,736
(1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch)

                            A good motorist respects the rights of other drivers no matter
                            if they are operating old-fashioned vehicles at slow speeds
                            or engaging in unexpected maneuvers in the roadway.  
                            Pass with care, steer clear of obstacles, and avoid antagonizing behavior.


Unposted but dated [1]910 by Fritz Schönpflug next to his signature.


*I apologize if any readers have attempted to find this work online
but the "1910 Österreichisches Autofahrerhandbuch" is entirely a figment of my imagination.



The Peerless Motor Car Co.,
advertisement 1908
Source: Internet Archive





Klaxon Automobile Horns,
advertisement 1910
Source: Internet Archive
   The KLAXON is the most effective safeguard against collision ever devised.
   The penetrating KLAXON blast is audible to another driver a quarter to half a mile ahead, and on water from one to two miles.  It resembles no other created sound.  It is purposely harsh and startling, for a harsh note has a natural warning quality lacking in musical notes.
   The driver who hears a KLAXON does not stop to think:  he turns to his side of the road involuntarily and promptly. 
But words are not enough.
To best appreciate
the superior qualities
of a KLAXON horn
one must listen to its sound.

But not too close.



Sound familiar?




Dayton, OH Herald
29 January 1930


Henry Fillmore (1881- 1956) was an American composer and bandleader, famous for his exhilarating circus marches. In 1929 he composed "The Klaxon" subtitled "March of the Automobiles" for the 1930 Cincinnati Auto Show dedicating it “to the producers of the Klaxon Automobile Horns." For the event in Cincinnati, Fillmore commissioned a novelty instrument from the Klaxon department of the Delco-Remy Corp. that he called the "klaxophone". It had 12 specially tuned automobile horns fixed to a table and powered by a car battery. It was played over a nationwide radio broadcast in January 1930. The march proved so popular that Fillmore and his band took it on the road. 


Here is a exhilarating performance of The Klaxon.
played by the U.S. Fleet Forces Band
during a May 4, 2013 broadcast
of the radio show 
A Prairie Home Companion. 





Apparently the U. S. Fleet Forces Band
doesn't have a klaxophone in its arsenal. 



 






This is my contribution to Sepia Saturday
where everyone is on a road trip this weekend.






More Season's Greetings from Old Wien

18 December 2025

 

'Tis the season to be merry and bright,








To be cordial and cheerful,












To be charitable and kind,












To be generous and caring,







And most of all 
to be grateful and glad.

Season's Greetings
from Olde Wien!

Wishing everyone
the best love and joy
for the New Year!
Mister Mike.





These holiday illustrations are the work of one of my favorite artists, Fritz Schönpflug ( 1873 – 1951), an Austrian artist who created hundreds of clever, humorous caricatures of Viennese and Austrian life in the early 1900s. All the cards date from before the First World War, about 1907 to 1912. The  last three picture are from the same postcard series celebrating a nostalgic 18th century past. The first two are from other series following with the same idea. The greetings in three languages—German, Dutch, and French—show how popular his picture postcards were throughout Europe. 




This my contribution to Sepia Saturday
Just as Winter always swings into Spring
let us hope that 2026
brings our world
true peace, hope, and love.




Picture Postcards from the Great War — Behind the Lines

06 September 2025


Hinter der Front  ~ Behind the Lines

Die Liebesgabenzigarre 
oder der vermeintliche Gasangriff.
                                    In Qualm gehüllt das ganze Haus:
                                        Was kreucht und fleucht nimmt selbst Reisßaus.
                                        Von Ferne stürzen mil Geschrei
                                        Die Kameraden schon herbei.
                                        „Das kann ein Gasangriff nur sein!“
                                        Denkt jeder gleich bei sich, doch nein:
                                        Es steckte sich ein Kriegsmann
                                        'ne Liebesgabenzigarre an.
~
The love gift cigar
or the supposed gas attack.
                                        The whole house is enveloped in smoke:
                                        Everything that crawls and flies is taking flight.
                                        From afar, the comrades are already rushing towards us, screaming.
                                        "It can only be a gas attack!"
                                        Everyone immediately thinks to themselves, but no:
                                        A soldier has lit
                                        A gift cigar from his love. 

 




* * *


 


Das Brausebad.
                                        Manch' Freude, mancherlei Cenuß
                                        Da draußen man entbehren muß
                                        Und wie zu Haus' ein Brausebad
                                        Man nicht stets zur Verfügung hat.
                                        Was  machts, der Deutsche ist kein Tropf,
                                        Zeigt sich auch hier als fin'ger Kopf.
                                        Vergnügt er in der Tonne sitzt,
                                        Indes der Guß von oben spritzt.
~
The shower.
                                        Many joys, many pleasures
                                        One must go without out there
                                        And just as at home, a shower
                                        Isn't always available.
                                        Never mind, the German is no slouch,
                                        Shows himself a nimble head here too.
                                        He sits contentedly in the barrel
                                        While the rain splashes from above.






* * *





Stiefelappell.
                                        Das  Unglück - heißt es - schreitet schnell;
                                        Beim  Militär nennt man's AppeII;
                                        Und des Soldaten „Schmerzenskind“
                                        Ja meistenteils die Stiefel sind.
                                        Fehlt in der Sohl' ein Nagel blos,
                                        Schon legt der „Spieß“ ganz mächtig los.
                                        Zeigt gar ein Loch sich, noch so klein.
                                        Muss selber man "ins  Lochs" hinein.
~
Boot roll call.
                                        Misfortune, they say, moves fast;
                                        In the military, they call it a roll call;
                                        And the soldier's "child of sorrow" is,
                                        In most cases, the boots.
                                        If a single nail is missing from the sole,
                                        The "spittle" starts to strike with force.
                                        If a hole appears, however small,
                                        You have to get "into the hole" yourself.






* * *





Eine Ratte.
                                        Ist aus der Dienst, getan die Pflicht,
                                        Wer dächt da an Erholung nicht?
                                        Und wie's im Frieden man geubt,
                                        Man gern ein Stündchen Kegel schiebt.
                                        Doch „Rattemax“, der hat sogleich
                                        Erdacht sich einen lusten Streich;
                                        Hopps  - „eine Ratte“ tönt es kaum,
                                        Schon schwebt sie selbst herab vom Baum.
~
A rat.
                                        Once you're off duty, your duty is done,
                                        Who wouldn't think of relaxation?
                                        And, as one does in peacetime,
                                        One likes to play a game of skittles for an hour.
                                        But "Rat Max" immediately
                                        thought up a funny prank;
                                        Oops - "a rat" barely sounds,
                                        and it floats down from the tree itself.







* * *




Im feindlichen Feuer.
                                        Nicht „ungefährlich“ ist ein Gang 
                                        In Feindesland die Straß entlang,
                                        Aus schönen Augen blitzt es kühn,
                                        Wie Feuerfunken glüh'n und  sprüh'n
                                        Die Blicke all der Mademoisell's,
                                        Heiß, wie Granafen und Schrapnells.
                                        Von solchem schmucken Feind bekriegt
                                        Gäb' jede gerne sich besiegt.
~
Under enemy fire.
                                        A walk is not "harmless"
                                        Along the street in enemy territory,
                                        Bold flashes from beautiful eyes,
                                        Are like sparks of fire,
                                        The gazes of all the young ladies glow and sparkle,
                                        Hot, like grenades and shrapnel.
                                        At war with such a handsome enemy,
                                        Each would gladly admit defeat.







* * *





Eine grosse Kleinigkeit.
                                        Nanu, so groß heut das Paket!
                                        Mit Schmunzeln „Schorsch“ ans Öffnen geht.
                                        Die Kameraden stehn und spähn
                                        Die Riesensendung zu besehn.
                                        Und Hüll' auf Hülle lost er flink,
                                        Da endlich - welch ein niedlich Ding!
                                        Nur ein Paar Würstchen . . . alles  lacht,
                                        Ach "Schorschel", wer hatt das gedacht!
~
A great little thing.
                                        Wow, the package is so big today!
                                        With a grin, "Schorsch" opens it.
                                        His friends stand and watch
                                        to see the huge shipment.
                                        He nimbly peels off wrapper after more wrapper.
                                        And finally – what a cute thing!
                                        Just a couple of sausages... everyone laughs.
                                        Oh, "Schorschel," who would have thought!







* * *




Eine "bein" -liche Sache.
                                        Verflixt noch mal und gottverdammt,
                                        Die Wege alle tief verschlammt.
                                        Bei jedem Schritt, fast bis zum Knie,
                                        Sinkt ein man in der Teufelsbrüh'.
                                        O doppelt „bein“-liches Malheur: 
                                        Der Stiefel folgt dem Fuß nicht mehr!
                                        Ein Wagen endlich Rettung bringt,
                                        Und froh man sich aufs Trockne schwingt.
~
A "leg"-like affair.
                                        Confound it and goddammit,
                                        The paths are all deep in mud.
                                        With every step, almost up to the knee,
                                        One sinks into the devil's brew.
                                        Oh, a double "leg"-like mishap:
                                        The boot no longer follows the foot!
                                        A wagon finally brings rescue,
                                        And one is glad to swing oneself onto dry land.







* * *





Anton Magerfleisch
der Goulaschkoch.
                                        Ein gern geseh'ner Mann ist doch
                                        Allüberall der Goulaschkoch;
                                        Und Anton Magerfleisch, der kocht,
                                        Wie`s noch kein zweifer hat vermocht;
                                        So nahrhaft und so würzig-fein,
                                        Daß schon der Duft der Kost allein
                                        Wie Antons Bild gibt jedem kund
                                        Macht dick und fett und kugelrund.
~
Anton Magerfleisch,
the goulash chef.
                                        A welcome man indeed is
                                        The goulash chef everywhere;
                                        And Anton Magerfleisch, who cooks,
                                        As no one has ever doubted;
                                        So nourishing and so spicy-delicate,
                                        That the aroma of the food alone
                                        As Anton's figure tells everyone
                                        Makes you fat and plump and round.



The preceding translation of German to English
was mainly through the use of Google Translate
with a little paraphrasing of grammar or words
to improve the meaning and intent.


This postcard series of humorous pictures of Imperial German soldiers from the First World War was created by Arthur Thiele (1860-1936), a prolific German artist from the early 20th century whose colorful comic illustrations I have featured many times on my blog. Last year in my story Picture Postcards from the Great War I presented another of his postcard series to explain how his lighthearted pictures of German soldiers were intended as propaganda. But unlike propaganda designed to influence the enemy with disinformation these postcards were intended for the civilian folk back home in the Fatherland. 

In this series Thiele tries a variation on an idea he used for several series by depicting the Kaiser's soldiers entertaining themselves "Hinter der Front", behind the front lines, in harmless recreation far away from the terror of the war. He shows the soldiers' typical complaints of enduring hardships far away from their homeland but avoids explaining the reality that their billets were in captured villages surrounded by the wreckage of war. Thiele's purpose was to paint a kind of fanciful world of an idyllic army life devoid of any hostilities. His colorful pictures and cheerful poems were designed to reassure mothers and sweethearts that their soldier was okay, safe, and not too bothered by the burdens of military duty. 

I believe Thiele's postcards were marketed exclusively to soldiers, so they had to appeal to soldiers first. There is certainly an element of truth in the clever rhymes and silly situations that he devised. As far as I can tell all the writers of these postcards were soldiers, though the message on number six (the sausage package) was in French and not German. That soldier, C. Nicolas, was writing home to his wife in France as he was enroute to Germany, "en Bouchie", likely just after the armistice in November 1918 when French forces moved to occupy German territory. He describes Thiele's comic picture and wishes little Charles many kisses. 

It's uncertain when Arthur Thiele produced this particular series, Nr. 167 from Gebrüder Dietrich, Leipzig, but the earliest date on the postcards is 17 January 1917. This was a point in the war when the German military command began to recognize that victory was unlikely with their forces stretched across so many theaters of war around the globe. They also saw an escalating risk that the United States might enter the war too. But just as in all wars, the German command's biggest fear was a rise in internal dissent and disorder. After three years of war and no end in sight, they needed  to shore up declining support for German war aims. Theile's postcards were just a small part of that campaign to sway public opinion. 

What I find interesting is that Thiele uses both comic art and poetry to create his little scenes. They open a window into how Germans thought of their soldiers and the German people as a whole. His pictures evoke sentiments of kindness, generosity, and goodwill, as well as fun and humor. Of course they were fantasies, fairy tales in the German tradition of the Brothers Grimm, used to hide the evils of war. His postcards may not have fooled many but at least they tried to console and comfort people in a time of great turmoil. That is what art can do better than photographs.





This is my contribution to Sepia Saturday
where everyone is enjoying the last Rosé of summer.





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